[tworooks]

Nope, it was warming up before our football game today. Bathrooms locked, ask coach for the key, I have to run to his car(in my cleats, on concrete) and back to the bathroom. There's about 20-30 different keys, and of course it was one of the last ones going from left to right on the ring of keys. As I was running in, it just came out, all liquidy and everything. Wasn't wearing any underwear, just two pairs of shorts. Got my under ones all pooped on, and all over the back of my leg. After I cleaned up off my leg and wiped my ass, I left the shorts there in the bathroom with a bnuch of [censored] on the ground, and also all over the toilet seat(I'm not sitting down there). Anyways though, I thought it was quite funny and I'm not gonna be all shy about it. I had to laugh it off with the rest of the guys. But yeah, its a pretty weird feeling when poop comes out while your shorts are still on.