[Irieguy]

I don't have kids, my brother, sister, mom, dad, nieces and nephews live in different cities, and my wife has to work both Christmas Eve and Christmas Day.

I'll be on call... which means I have to sit around and wait for my phone to ring.

I lost my taste for the grotesque consumerism of the holidays years ago, so my wife and I now just spend all of our "christmas present money" on buying toys and clothes for kids that really need it on behalf of our family and friends.

So, no tree, no presents, no family, no turkey dinner... just me and 99,784,022,394,802,938 SNGs.

This is going to be the best Christmas ever.

Happy Holidays to you all.

Irieguy