[Al_Capone_Junior]

Yes my fellow Magoos, one again it's almost time for Magoo Fest! MGM grand, Saturday, November 5th, 2005! The people REJOICED!

Here's the basic outline...

3:00pm - Craps fest begins! [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] Everyone wanting to be involved with craps fest shows up at the proper location in MGM grand to be picked up in STYLE by the limosine! We all head out to play some serious (not) craps, down in the ghetto where the 25c chips flow like all that malt liquor!

3:45 ish - Craps magoos arrive and begin the "grand championship of the universe." Everyone pitches in $25 in the limo, and then we each play the quarter craps game (with 25c chips) with $100. Whomever is the furthest ahead after "time elapses" wins 75%, 2nd gets 25%, and third place gets $3.50!! (three-fity) [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

5:45 ish - Craps players head back to MGM via the LIMO! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

6:30pm ish - All Magoo fest participants show up in the "upper room" at MGM poker room for COCTAILS!!!! During this time, I give a short "seminar." We hand out the OFFICIAL 2+2=Super-Magoo chips [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img], and everyone gets a nametag (if you don't want a nametag, you can exchange it at any time for a kick in the nuts [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]). No chip, no nametag (or at least no high voice), no magoo for you! These chips are EXCLUSIVELY offered by myself and my sworn cohort in "crime" any2cards!! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] These highly prized collector's items will of course be escorted to the MGM by armored car, under TIGHT security!!!! Some of the various prizes will be handed out at this time, some of our silly little contests will be 'splained to ya at this time as well!

7:00 - 7:15ish - everyone takes their seats and gets ready for the beats! It should take them quite a while to "load up" the table, due to the large number of ridiculously large buy-ins! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Hopefully we'll be underway no later than 7:30!

7:30 and one second... The first bad beat of AA by 72o will probably happen!!! Ow! My Ass! [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

Yeah, few things bring as much joy to the world as Magoo Fests! It's the kind of joy you just have to spread around, you know, beer fueled mayhem extraordinaire! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

More to follow on the contests / prize details! Anyone who wishes to offer a prize please do speak up on what you have to do to win the silly thing! I'm passing out a few of my own as well!

Some things to remember...

MGM is doing a lot to accomodate us on a saturday night, so we will take care of them! We take up a collection for the floor guys during the meeting, basically a "bribe" for them to put up with our drunken assess all night! Tip the chip runners please, particularly if you order something like 600 racks of blue for your stack!!! Tip the waitresses, they work hard for their money! So treat 'em right! And the dealers get taken care of as well. MGM rocks, and so does their staff, so we take care of those who take care of us! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Anyone who has a prize to offer, please speak up as to the details of how you get it. I've gotten like 150 PMs and emails on this subject, not to mention the posts number about 500, so give me a little help here people, I can't remember everything!

Oh yeah, and I'm calling "blind man's bluff crazy fox" as well as some other crazy stuff. How about blind man's bluff stud?

Here's the OFFICIAL list as I have it so far...

Any 2 cards
B Dibs
cnfuzzd
psandman
sossman
goblin mason [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
doughhater
allvegaspoker.com
dan the man
jason t
photoc [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
jeremy
bigbaitsim (milo)
bottom set
allvegaspoker.com
jake the bake
daniel price
jerri
deathdonkey
goofball
uw madtown
radek2166
bugstud
meep 42 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
stone age
pokerbratt - John Ridgeway
coosaw - laurie ridgeway
silky slim [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
drew on tilt [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
mark hendrickson
margaret hendrickson
icepick
dominic [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
sticky wicket [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
money line
Jeff [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
rocketlaunch
William D. Casey - WDC
Kelvin 474 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
jpg777
reprocess [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
natedog
drew just drew
sossman
borker
the metetron
victor
tolbiny
bigfishhead
spook

Remember, I need a PM or email from you if you want to be on the list. Anyone who's not, and wants to be, you know how to contact me!

If there's a C next to your name, that means I have you on the list for Craps-Fest!

al [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]