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And I found the story very funny. But how the hell do you shoot stuff out while sitting on the toilet? You must be rather skinny, have a huge toilet, or both??

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I think what happened was that I "opened the hatch" before I was sitting the whole way down. As a result the crap splashed in the toilet and came back out between my legs. I am skinny and the toilet is pre-water conservation so it is big and very full of water. There was also carmel crap on the back of the toilet,the bath mat, and all over my balls.

God Damn Boy Scouts!