[meleader2]

her: "my name's kara"
me: "do you have a gag reflex?"
her: "no"
me: *puts finger up* "prove it" *proceeds to stick finger down her throat
her: *no reflex*


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her: "my name's rachel"
me: "i'm 27 y/o i have 2 kids." *i'm really 22 and have no kids* "i'm married but i take my ring off at night to meet chicks"
her: *looking REAL uncomfortable focusing now on my friend* "so what's your name"
me: *interrupting her* "i'm not through with you yet..." *insert constant barrages here*

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me: *noticing 2 girls who look similar* "are you two sisters"
sister 1: "yay don't we look the same?!?!"
me: "ya except she has the head of a football...and her eyes are too far apart. kind of like 'Hey Arnold'"
sister 2 to her guy friend: "kick his ass"

he never did.