[Patrick del Poker Grande]

The one last night was hilarious. It was some gay kid having a fashion show in the mall for his birthday. You couldn't be more flaming gay if you tried. Not only did he have a fashion designer hired specifically for his party, but when his parents were talking to him about what ridiculous car he wanted, he said he'd rather just have a diamond bracelet. He got a new 7-series (maybe it was a 5).

My wife TiVos it and is the one to initiate watching it, but I do get a few laughs at the trainwrecks. It's awesome when [censored] starts going wrong at the parties (some sophomore counterfeits an invitation and gets in, usually) and they just flip out.