[Peter666]

The facts are all wrong. The Crusaders did not wipe out whole cities and eat their adversaries. They wiped out entire continents and ate billions of people alive while roasting marshmallows on spits and singing the Monty Python lumberjack song. And they all left their wives and children at home for decades to become rich in precious metals speculation which unfortunately fell apart with the dot com bubble burst. And contrary to archaelogical belief, the world was full of chocalate paved streets and lollipop lanes before the most viscious evil that ever hit the earth, Christianity, was conceived.