Anybody see this idiot at Resorts EC Saturday night?
He played $10-20 while waiting for no-limit. Hat, sunglasses, comments in a voice about things that suggest a) he learned poker from TV and b) thinks we are being filmed.
After the river pairs the board in a hand he wasn't in, "Every time I fold a trash hand, folks...." Other players look at each other.
A guy with a straight flush draw catches his straight. "Unbelievable. I can. not. believe it." Players look for TV cameras or something.
Another hand. UTG raises the flop, MP2 re-raises, idiot (button) proceeds to stare down the original bettor, ignores raiser.
He finally gets called for no-limit, and pulls out a Jack Daniel's bandana and ties it over his face. Adds the baseball cap and sunglasses. This is presumably so he can knock over a stage coach after he busts out and buy back in.
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