Re: Turning a New Leaf
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I'm going to make it my goal to get 38% ITM a night and see where that gets me for the week. If I come up short of 38% for the week, I'm going to go to the Candy Store (the local Christie's equivalent), order a Diet Coke (I hate that [censored]) and give the hottest girl there $20 but decline a dance telling her that she reminds me too much of my little sister (I don't have a sister), and walk out once my drink is gone.
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That is [censored] HILARIOUS! Take a friend with a camera phone PLEASE.
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