Re: Beat the War Posts: Humorous Poems and Limericks
Okay, Zeno, here's Cole Porter's own parody of his song "You're the Top":
You're the top!
You're Miss Pinkham's Tonic.
You're the top!
You're a high colonic.
You're the burning heat of a bridal suite in use,
You're the breasts of Venus,
You're King Kong's penis,
You're self-abuse.
You're an arch,
In the Rome collection.
You're the starch,
In a groom's erection.
I'm a eunuch who
Has just been through an op,
But if, Baby, I'm the bottom,
You're the top.
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