I think I've seen this before:
Short Stack: Meh
LAG: (Janis Joplin singing
Oh, Lord
Won't you give me
A diamond
CO: With his shiny .357 Magnum pointed between your eyes he smiles and says:
(In his best Clint Eastwood imitation
"I know what you're thinking. You're trying to remember if I fired five shots or six. Feelin' lucky?
Go ahead and make my day!"