[TripleH68]

I love it when people try to teach opponents how to play poker in a chat box.
I usually never chat about anything other than jokes and stuff, but sometimes...

I was asked by a player the other day if I was going to continue to blow off all my chips.
(I had been raising a lot preflop and getting stoned). He was benefitting two seats to my left.

Me: "what do you care?"

Villain: "you don't know when to check or when to fold."

Me: "i had a good hand you [censored]."

Villain: "fine, keep pushing it and i will have all your chips."

Someone else at the table: "sometimes that really aggressive play can win a lot. it just depends."

Then they all got into some long winded [censored] 'poker theory' discussion.
It made me laugh and relax a little about running poorly.