Re: Damned straight -
I'm on guard for the next dinner invite I get from you !
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- I must be the biggest fool on the planet; steak sauce my a$$ !
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Re. heaving to make the late night run to the convenience store for the feminine hygiene products . . .
If you're ever in a strange town in real need of a score, try going to a 24-hr pharmacy and standing in the rag section until a hottie walks down the isle - make sure to have your phone to your ear. Grab a box of anything and ask the imaginary person on the other end if this is the right brand. Wait 10 seconds and say, "no, really, I don't mind; what's the big deal - you've run late night errands for me a million times".
Then hang up the phone, smile and say to the anonomous hottie, "it's so silly, my sister hates asking me to do anything for her".
You might not score with the girl that night but believe me, your chances of hooking up with her just went from "not in this lifetime" to "hm - this guy is kinda cute AND nice; maybe, just maybe".
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