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1) AK OFFSUIT MAKES TWO STRAIGHTS
2) IF YOU FLOP A SET ON A FLUSH DRAW BOARD FOLD POT ODDS
3) FLOP A FULLHOUSE SLOWPLAY THAT SHIZ
4) IT GOES BET CALL RAISE CALL CALL I FOLD AA FACE UP
5) KK IN BIG BLIND CHECK THOSE ACE MAGENTS
6 - 9) BAD BEAT POST
10) SELF DECAPITATE WITH DULL EDGE OF 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] CARD