[Guyon]

Shame this story is probably fabricated, but I'll humor just because it is so [censored] up.

I'd venture that the cumslut saw the Joan Rivers episode of Nip/Tuck about the sperm ointment with rejuvenating properties. Wierd sexual fulfillment is also possible, but she could easily get the fresh squozen [censored] any time.

I'd confront her about it, see what happens. Nothing like uncorking a good powder keg situation. Plus, you could get on some kind of frequent donor's program.