Hello, children of God.
Lately, my monastery has hit upon a cash crunch. My winnings from moonlite poker are not enough. Also, we were desperate and invested allot of moneys in a mail-advertising, pyramid thing. Didn't verk.
Now, we need to raise fundings for annual Sound of Music Festival.
Info.
Here is idea, and what we need help with:
- We would like to capitalize on poker explosion and popularity of poker cruise;
- At same time, there is much interest in being gay, and having gay cruise. Associating monastery with such positive progress would help undo hundreds of years bad vill towards homosexuals.
- And of course, there is much interest in micro brew, and having micro brew, beer cruise.
We tink it is goot idea to sponsor a combo cruise that would be best of all vorld.
A gay, poker, micro-brew, Mediterranean cruise is in order. But what to name it?
I have tink of a few, but we need more:
1. "Don't it Make Your Brown-Eye Blue, micro-brew and poker cruise for same-sex couples."
2. "Smoke on the Water, annual gay poker cruise with micro-brew."
3. "Pour One, Floor One, If lucky you'll Back-door One, Mediterranean Micro-Brew, Gay, Poker Cruise, with Vince Van Patten."
I'm stumped (no, this is not one of the names). I need help with some more.
Danke.