There's a crazy, liberal dude in my town. He has one of those church signs hanging right by the road (a very busy road) and every day he puts up a new message. The other day it was something about how America spends $300 billion per year on defense while China only spends $90 billion. Previous messages have pointed out Bush's lies about the Iraq War. Basically, every day he puts up some new message slamming Bush or pointing out some major flaw (of which there are many) in his administration. Today's sign was especially good:

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WAKE UP AMERICA!

WILL SOMEONE GIVE HIM A BLOW-JOB SO WE CAN IMPEACH HIM!

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... just thought my political brethren could use a little chuckle. So ... who's going to step up and take one for the team?