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Old 09-29-2005, 09:54 AM
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Default Re: Great Fish Quote

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I've encountered some "fish-table coaches...

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It's up there with worst play ever but the best bit is Fishie leaving because of it to probably go and play with the pro's. Don't know why, it was me that lost.

***** Hand History for Game 2792092040 *****
1/2 Texas Hold'em Game Table (Limit) - Wed Sep 28 20:51:47 EDT 2005
Table Beginners 1054117 (Real Money) -- Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 9
Seat 1: chenyupar ( $43.50)
Seat 2: Kahlone ( $61.37)
Seat 3: mackemgreg ( $75.25)
Seat 4: eugandash ( $31)
Seat 5: jk7and7 ( $41.50)
Seat 6: Mahlzeit ( $56.25)
Seat 8: mjezzy ( $105.45)
Seat 9: UFL_Gators ( $24.13)
Seat 10: dorseynelson ( $89.25)
Mahlzeit posts small blind (0.50)
mjezzy posts big blind (1)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to mackemgreg [ Kd, Kh ]
UFL_Gators folds.
dorseynelson calls (1)
chenyupar folds.
Kahlone folds.
mackemgreg raises (2) to 2
eugandash folds.
jk7and7 folds.
Mahlzeit raises (2.50) to 3
mjezzy raises (3) to 4
dorseynelson folds.
mackemgreg calls (2)
Mahlzeit calls (1)
** Dealing Flop ** : [ Qs, 6s, 8d ]
Mahlzeit bets (1)
mjezzy calls (1)
mackemgreg raises (2) to 2
Mahlzeit calls (1)
mjezzy calls (1)
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 3s ]
Mahlzeit bets (2)
mjezzy calls (2)
mackemgreg calls (2)
** Dealing River ** : [ 3c ]
Mahlzeit checks.
mjezzy bets (2)
mackemgreg calls (2)
Mahlzeit calls (2)
** Summary **
Main Pot: $30 | Rake: $1
Board: [ Qs 6s 8d 3s 3c ]

mjezzy balance $125.45, bet $10, collected $30, net +$20 [ Jh 3h ] [ three
of a kind, threes -- Qs,Jh,3h,3s,3c ]
mackemgreg balance $65.25, lost $10 [ Kd Kh ] [ two pairs, kings and
threes -- Kd,Kh,Qs,3s,3c ]
Mahlzeit balance $46.25, lost $10 [ Ah Ac ] [ two pairs, aces and threes --
Ah,Ac,Qs,3s,3c ]


jk7and7: pice of XXXX
jk7and7: whtn u callin a raise with
jk7and7: get the fck out of here
jk7and7: the fck
jk7and7: XXX
jk7and7: sht eater
jk7and7: go away
jk7and7: lrn how 2 play
Mahlzeit: he won didnt her
Mahlzeit: then his game is working well
jk7and7: WHAT GET LUCKY WXXXLONG WILL THAT LAST
Mahlzeit: hey its his money
Mahlzeit: i know it sucks when someone wiht a hand like that beats you trust
me it happens a lot
jk7and7: keep pulling sht like tht
jk7and7: sht up jizz
jk7and7: dumb ass plyers
mackemgreg: you upsetting people jezzy?
mjezzy: so
jk7and7: to scared to even say a word
jk7and7: where u from not america
jk7and7: XXX
jk7and7: talk puss
mjezzy: u r an a hole
mjezzy: short stack
jk7and7: wXXXmuch u buy in for
mjezzy: 30
mjezzy: yeah u suck
jk7and7: yeah im up 30 and i suck ur smart
mjezzy: compared 2 me yeah
jk7and7: fck ths table
jk7and7 has left the table.
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