Ok my little piggies, here is your slop. I know it has been a little while, but I don't lose too many hands, so it takes me a while between bad beats.

So there I am, sitting at a $0.50/$1.00 table on AP and let me just say, the competition was fierce like a lion at this table. So, I am dealt K [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]K [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], and i obviously raise. Some moron, let's just call him....ummm...either a)moron, or b)MVP of the special olympics....ummmm....yeah "moron" is shorter, so lets stick with that. Anyways, Moron three bets me, and I cap his ass...not literally, (that's for my PO, he reads my posts sometimes) anyways, he calls me.

Flop is K [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]2 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]4 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] so I thinks to myself...."GOOOAAAALLLL" (in a mexican accent like they say it on Telemundo) I check raise him, and he re-raises me so I cap him again (figuratively)

Turn: A [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] the betting goes the exact same as it does on the flop, this moron won't ive up.

River: blanks, just like my checkbook balance after this damn hand.

The river is 4 bet, until I just call because this hand has gone on long enough, and because I want to leave this poor sap some money to buy his kid some diapers, and because I dont want to spend anymore money, a 1987 Porshe 951, doesn't pay for itself.

Anyways, after the betting goes away, the moron tables A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]A [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] thus rendering our friend short on his Porshe payment, and the moron able to buy diapers for the next 2 months....

The bottom line, I got called on a flop where I had a set of kings....A SET, when I capped the flop, he still called, I don't know how he figured that after those first two rounds of betting he might have the best hand, but one thing is for damn sure, he didn't until the turn. I dont understand why people can't ever fold AA. Although these are also the same people who would still have unprotected relations with Pamela Anderson, even after she got the Hep.

I mean at that point on the flop if i had 22, i was still ahead of him, the fact that I capped preflop should have shown him that i had something a little better, and this donkeyfish still calls...

in other news, this maybe my last post, taking my own life seems like it might be the next step for me....

big kisses,
-georgiec-