I went back to my crappy department supervisor job at Barnes & Noble on Thursday, so I could get some extra cash.
On Saturday, my 3rd day back, I was in charge of crowd control. I was near the back of the store, directing people onto the line and making sure nobody cut in where the line broke so people could pass.
They gave me a traffic wand, like this
to make directing people easier.
So, some dude cuts into the line, and I tell him to get in the back. He says he was in the line the whole time, I tell him to get to the back again. He says "F--- Off", and then I say "If you don't get off the f-----g line, I'm going to shove this thing up your f-----g ass and throw you out of the f-----g store."
Thats when the Assistant Store Manager put her hand on my shoulder and asked me to come into the back with her.
Now I'm a [censored] cashier. I think I may have anger issues.