theres so many...

"pot odds"

the hit and run

"SHIP IT!!"

"Fish"

guy with the screename "AA_POCKETAA_AA"

guy who slowplays and then complains of a bad beat

"i always lose with AA"

"Well if i hit i would've broke ur ass!"

guy who raises 10 7, when his 7 hits the river on a 10 A A J 7 board

Guy who misses his draw and calls the river anyway

MY LEAST FAVORITE --- "Dude, what a night i havent seen any pockets!" anyone who refers to pairs as 'pockets' should be put on a rocket and shot into the sun.

basically internet plays have no respect, common courtesy, or compassion for their fellow man. The losing e-poker players are the scum of the earth, the absolute most awful pathetic human beings you will ever meet. makes me feel great to take their money and makes me wanna kill someone when they take mine and call me a fish.