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2. How much money is there in an ass-load? Is this some kind of metric conversion thing? (if there are 2 pints to a quart...and there are 2 quarts to a gallon??....etc etc)

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Didn't you pay attention in school?

An ass-load is 67.853 liters.

A shit-load is 213.2 liters.