Re: How to do the all-in?
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One way to show people that you're really serious is to take off your hat, your glasses, your watch and throw them into the center of the table along with your chips. If you want to even exceed that, strip off your shirt, pants, socks, and underwear and throw those on the table too. Stand there buck naked after you do this and whisper just above breath: "i am all in."
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You forgot to mention the part where you use your penis to push your chips forward. If you're going to strip naked, you might as well go all the way.
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That's a good idea but the question is: does the table have a betting line? Because I know I can push my chips past my cards with my penis, but I don't know if I could get all the way over the betting line....
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It's the thrusting motion that gets them over the betting line.
"I'M"...thrust..."ALL"...thrust..."IN"...thrust... "BABY!"
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