Another one
When TV sportscasters are interviewing super-star athletes and ask them how they think they will perform in any given game, and they respond with the standard "We just play them one game at a time" or "I'll just do my best for my team and we'll see what happens." Just once I would like to hear what they were really thinking.
Announcer: "What do you think about today's match-up?"
Star: "Oh, we're going to kick their ass...Have you seen them play lately? They SUCK!!"
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