Re: My netflix picks for this week with reviews
I'm sorry that you disagree. But a crack team of mathematicians worked long and hard over a period of three months on several of these movies and were finally able to express the correct answer in terms of an algebraic inequality.
Michael Keaton as Batman > Any other actor as Batman.
They then came up with what is now known in the math world as "Keaton's theorem." Keaton's theorem states that, a movie made as a direct result of Keaton's starring as Batman (expressed algebraicly as M(x) ) will, as a result, be better than a movie made by any other actor ( M(y) ). Expressed in terms of a relationship, we can see a clear result, based on the fact that Michael Keaton is a better Batman:
M(Michael Keaton) > M(Any other actor), where M is such that M does not equal Steve McQueen.
As you can see, when we plug in the necessary variables, Batman is better than Batman Begins.
You can't argue with that dude. It's math.
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