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Jewess is the best antiquated word along these lines.

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I was talking to my father awhile ago about my parents' recent vacation to Jamaica. He was telling me how an NFL player was staying at the resort at the same time with his wife. My mother overheard the conversation and called out from the other room "She was very pretty...but I can't remember, was she white or a negress?"

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You win.