I enjoyed that a lot, thanks

Especially your attitude towards poker, I can really identify with that.

I won a pot of a guy online the other day, and he was so mad he said he was gonna off himself.

I said "please don't do that" (he was probably not serious, but why chance it?) he said "shut up you don't care"

So I said "I do care. Not enough to give you your money back, but I do care." It was the truth.