Re: Best Similies/Metaphors and other one-liners
"We will just pull a Rafael Palmeiro if we get caught." or "Make sure you totally Palmeiro it."
This is especially useful when failing a drug test at work. "No, Mr. Bossman, I thought it was Vitamin B that I injected, not smack."
"I am really trying to live my life like Kevin Spacey's character in "American Beauty."
This is useful when you are trying to explain to people why you work at McDonalds, smoke dope, and fantasize about 16 year olds.
craig
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