[jokerthief]

The Beatles once sang "Can't buy me love." Sadly this rings too close to home for many rich dorks across the land. No need to despair anymore dorks, for I watch a lot of television and have a fool proof plan for you to get a lot of tail! Yea!!

I was watching the discovery times channel today and stumbled upon a great hot chick hack. Russian brides. Don't worry, I'm not talking about marriage, only hedonism. These guy (dorks) that were trying to find love in Russia shared their brilliance that the show tried to downplay (I caught it though). Before settling down with one Russian bride, these guys (dorks) would play the field and because they were rich and playing to an audience of gold diggers, they were able to bang quite a few hot chicks just by offering the possibility of riches.

These women could be easily exploited. One could use the Russian bride services as a means to have a sex holiday by offering a false hope of marriage to some gold digging and some desperate poor Russian women.

Finally an acceptable replacement to the rubber vagina and internet porn.