[Rushmore]

I can't help it. I have to say it.

I don't know Jennicide. I don't know of any of her tremendous poker accomplishments. I am not sure about her religious or political affiliations.

Let me guess--she has good breasts, a nice ass, and she wears lip gloss.

I mean, honestly. No offense to her, but what the hell?

You all sound really stupid falling all over yourself over this woman.

Yes, I am a killjoy. I realize that.

But if you guys aren't careful, you'll all end up together in a pool in the Bahamas, shirtless, drinking coconut drinks, WITH NO WOMEN IN SIGHT WHATSOEVER.

And nobody wants that.

Like somebody said one time someplace, "Act like you've been there before."

She's just some girl, for God's sake.