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I can only imagine the conversation in the car afterwards:

Guy: So how was it?
Girl: You know, the usual. Sit in the stirrups while some old guy gets a little rough with his finger.
Guy: (Thinking WTF) Uh, is that normal?
Girl: You get used to it, though I always hate the rectal part of the exam.
Guy: You wanna go get some lunch?
Girl: No, just drop me off at home so I can wash out K-Y out of my *****