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ohio -

wednesday night- get drunk off your ass.
thursday- wake up at 6am hungover.
start drinking in at 615am while you are in the shower.
load up truck of buddies by 730.
buy more beer at 745
get to the huntin spot by 830
finish your first 12pack by 9
915 dog finds a bird.
916 dog flush the bird.
9.16+1sec, drunk friend shoots bird too early, blows the [censored] out of it with his 20 gauge, making it dog meat.
finish hunting by noon, bringing in the birdy (pheasant, chuker, maybe quail) limit
defeather and cut out the good meat, done by 1
go home, and drink more in the car by 2
pass out til 4
turn on football, hope wife has the turkey ready.
dinner with fam from 5-7
8, back out to the bar
come home by 12, and pass out again, and maybe have some 3 second sex with the wife.

note, this is not me. this is just ohioians in general.