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Last month, my buddy Sean was dealing in a game. Some kid flopped a set and got beat, and exclaimed, "Man, I can't believe the hands I'm getting beat with!! This time, I lose with a set. A few minutes ago, I lost with Aces Full..."

His buddy asked him skeptically, "When did you have Aces Full?"

"Just a few hands ago, when he made four kings. I had Aces full of kings."

If that were true, they'd've hit a $40,000 jackpot. So no one believed him.

The old guy next to the kid said, "Yeah, he had it. I saw 'em."

Sean went home early that day. He felt rather sick from that point on.