If your hoping to qualify yourself for the TOC next year, all you have to do is to go to the city agency in your town that allows you to change your name. Change your name to either John Chan, Phil Helmuth, OR doyle Brunson and the WSOP committe will invite you for free to their TOC.

Your alternative is to struggle through a difficult tournament, paying a large entry fee, and, maybe you'll get lucky enough to finish at the final table to qualify. But it looks to me like the name change way will work better and easier. Just ask Phil if that aint true.