[AtticusFinch]

$60 Stars turbo. 4-handed, hero with 5 bb pushes QTo from the SB. Villain calls with AK and Hero sucks out.

Villain: QTo, eh? That was dumb.
Hero: Was it? Ok, well I'm pushing any two next round.
Villain: Right.

Next round in the sb, hero is dealt K9s.

Hero: Ready?

Hero pushes. Villain calls with 66.

Hero: gl

Hero spikes a 9 on the flop and it holds up.

Hero: gg
Villain: Go f*ck yourself, idiot.

Villian then spends the entire HU match cursing Hero out for being the worst player in history, etc., and laughs maniacally when Hero gets second place after losing TPTK to a set.

Villain: Haha, you deserve to lose. You're a moron!

Hero: Want to play some HU? Name the stakes.

No response.