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DNC plans for victory:

Drop a bunch of expensive bombs and missles causing "shock and awe" which will cause the people to greet us with flowers.

Topple Saddam's statue. Ship in a bunch of people to stand around it while American tanks pull it down. Make sure it is played continiously on all media for days.

Have high ranking offical strut around in military outfit on aircraft carrier and announce "mission accomplshied".

Kill Saddam's sons. Post pictures of bodies in the media.

Capture Saddam. Make sure trial doesn't get start for a year or more, and than drags on indefinately.

Announce a transfer of "sovereignty" to a group of people you have appointed to run the country.

Hail the victory of "free elections" and the remarkable turnout. People not knowing who they are voting for, and voting to get needed food rations is true democracy in practice.

Hail another victory in a proposed constitution.

Announce that the enemy is in it's last troughs.

When proposed constitution causes some of the most bloody incidents ever, observe that it is proof the enemy is beat because they are growing so desperate.

Come up with "New" plan and strategy that proclaims how wonderful things have gone so far.