[Punker]

We had a roommate who had a cold and was taking Sudafed. This made him feel good enough to go out to the college bar for a few drinks. He came back and re-read the label which clearly states not to mix with alcohol.

After staggering back to his room, his girlfriend came over to see whether she could keep him alive. From the sounds in the room, he appeared to be a substantial underdog. We were sitting out watching tv and suddenly we hear the door to his room rattling. Rattling. Loud profanities. We advise him to turn the handle before opening the door, and finally it opens and he goes flying by in his leopard skin speedo, and pukes in the bathroom for about 10 minutes, emptying his stomach and quite possibly several internal organs.

Truly disgusting. But hilarious! For the next two years, the "turn the handle first" and the leopard skin speedo were sources of constant taunting.