[Shajen]

My first roommate in the Corps was a raging drunk.

One saturday morning I returned to the barracks room and opened the door to a horrible stench.

In the middle of the floor was a pile of poop that had been smashed into the carpet.

My roommate was passed out in his rack. His feet were sticking out from under the covers and his right foot was covered in his own [censored]. It was mashed up between his toes, on top of his foot, it was nasty. I threw a chair at him to wake him up and the fucker just laughed. He wasn't laughing later when he sobered up some. So gross.

He'd gotten so hammered drunk he couldn't crawl to the bathroom to take a dump, so he fell out of bed and [censored] on the floor.

This same kid also woke up one time after a long night of drinking, opened the VCR slot thingy and pissed in into it. Lucky for him, it was his and not mine. I moved rooms not too long after that, but apparently his drunken antics continued on well after I left.