Re: Funniest Line You Ever SAID at a Poker Table
The Funniest Line I have ever said at a poker table...
3/6HE at the Silverstar Casino, a middle aged woman is drinking heavy and cussing about everything and has yet in the last 4 hours to tip the waitresses or the dealers a dime. She folds pre-flop after I raise with AA and the flop comes Trip 4s. Turn 3 and River 7, I win with 4s full Aces, and she cusses me because she "says" she folded the other 4.
I rolled my eyes at her and she said "You got something to say to me boy???" (Being called boy, pissed me off because, although I look young, I am 30 and I am 6'4" and 300 pounds, hardly a boy) and I said "Yeah, Put your Big Girl Panties on and Deal with it!! "
The Table of guys including the dealer rolled laughing and she picked up her remaining chips and calmly left the game without another word.
Living, Learning, and Laughing.
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