[Obliky]

For you to be the recipient of a golden shower from the person you most hate/dislike in the whole world.
If you cant think of anyone then someone like Saddam Hussain will do.

Were talking the full works here..youve gotta open wide and take it on the face.

Afterwards you can go straight to the shower and get cleaned up, and also assume your not gonna catch any diseases or anything like that.

I remember having this discussion with some of my college buddies when really drunk one night..and goal No 3 of 'The Greatest Post Ever' reminded me.