[DaveKForty7]

I can up this story.

Buddy of mine at a different school was turning 19. Popular enough guy, but in the sense that everyone knew him because he's, well, a joke. Every group has one, the 'did you hear about xxxx?... oh xxxx' kinda guy.

Anyways, my buddy, we'll call him Joe, was turning 19. Now, Joe's friends didn't wanna see Joe turn 19 with his virginity intact, so they decided to buy Joe a hooker. Not being pro Johns, they hooker they found ended up being very skanky, with some sort of giant birthmark/std on her back.

Anyways, long story short, Joe's party, stripper shows, gives Joe a lap dance, pictures are taken, foreplay begins, pictures are taken, they move it to the bedroom where Joe's V-card is stripped from him, stripper leaves.

ALSO, it should be known that for some reason, Joe decided to eat her out, who knows why, and who knows why he did it in front of the camera.

ALSO, to this day, it's unsure if Joe ever went to get tested, he says he did, but it's Joe so you never know.

ALSO, as if Joe's chances of ever getting laid again weren't bad enough already, every single person Joe ever meets for the rest of his life, has heard every detail of this story, and seen the pictures that go with it.