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B) Don't do what I did. I suspected my wife was pregnant so I shut off the water to the toilet so when she went in the morning she couldn't flush. After she left for work I stuck the EPT in the water and got a positive result (or in your case, negative). Then I told her that night she was pregnant. She was not happy about this and beat the hell out of me. Good times.

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Brilliant!