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You are claiming you played "288K" online hands, before you played your first B&M, which is an hour's drive away. No.

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This has to be the funniest BS call I've ever read.

Unless there is some physical reason that OP could not reasonably have avoided the B&M (blackout drunk who has been photographed gambooling while on a bender, or strong magnetic forcefield from the cardroom pulling the metal plate in OP's head), I see no reason to doubt it.