OK, so I'm semi-famous for laying some monster logs. My brother has exaggerated to friends about my abilities, implying such things as me "saving it up" for 2 weeks at a time. This is not true, but for an averaged sized individual, I've laid some monster logs. 6'0" 185 pounds. Not the logs...that's my size. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

I estimate my longest to be between 12"-13", intact. It spanned from back to front in the toilet, like a chocolate bridge over the poop water. I cannot estimate it's weight, but I imagine it was in excess of 20 solid ounces.

My line of work involves measuring constantly, so my eyeballed-estimation is definitely accurate.

If memory serves, this one I laid was either a triple, or quadruple flush.