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I chose "'da dank" because:

- I prefer the buzz over alcohol
- I don't lose my inhibitions... In fact, I become "weak-tight", so-to-speak
- sex is freaking awesome when stoned, while mediocre (if even possible) when drunk
- wanna-be hippie-chicks are hot (although most authentic hippe-chicks are not)
- a quick shower can sober you up right-quick if need be
- if you are out of your personal stash and a friend wants to get high in your presence, you're getting high too, which is always cool (if the case is otherwise, get new friends)
- it's only a gateway drug if you are weak-sauce

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I agree with all the above. However, problem is that it makes me paranoid. I am one of the rare people who is far better company drunk than sober.

Also, I recieve immense pleasure from the sensation of good red wine and fine single malt whisky.