Naomi Watts??!
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"The Ring" had Naomi Watts, so I was having a hard time being scared because I was so busy ejaculating.
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I honestly cannot believe that a healthy heterosexual male could have this reaction to Naomi Watts, particularly in The Ring.
Is it the bad dye job? The slim hips? The nothing-special breastesses?
Or maybe it's just that Entertainment Tonight tells us that she is "hot," sort of like Sarah Michelle Gellar (horsefacey), Meg Ryan (10-yr-old boy body, rictus mouth), or Julia Roberts (two gigantic scarlet slugs for lips, eyes buggin out).
The emperor is still naked, regardless of what ET tells us.
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