[Eurotrash]

Bart, I hear a lot of your detractors say that Dave is the edgier, wittier personality. he's got a (presumably) hot British wife.

what exactly are you bringing to the table here? Your performance outside of the trademark Bartgasms is rather vanilla. Tuchman is a real go-getter type, really "in your face"


edit: Face it, Bart, you're just the Luigi to his Mario.