"We've got with us Joe Smith, who has just won the McDonald's World Series of Poker. Joe, how did you manage to win?"


"Well, I had the whole Team Pepsi behind me on the whole way. The Hooters waitresses kept the drinks coming, and the Dodge dealers did an outstanding job keeping the action under control. And we got a good break when the Bicycle Playing Cards gave us those Aces at just the right time".