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Old 09-14-2005, 01:53 PM
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Default Re: I just tilted away half my bankroll in 5 minutes, laugh at me

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No, you don't understand, it's not about if the MONKEY is on tilt.

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Do you not think its possible for monkeys to go on tilt?

I was playing at the Mirage once and this monkey lost a huge pot to some donk....not a real donkey, mind you....that would just be weird. So this monkey, he leaped up onto his seat and started jumping up and down and screeching - like those apes in 2001: A Space Odyssey. The floor manager came over and coaxed him down with a banana, but it wasn't easy. Finally, he calmed down and took his seat - but on the next hand, he pushed all in and was called by AA - he had 72o. He leaped away from the table and spent the rest of the evening masturbating in the corner.

So don't tell ME that monkeys can't go on tilt!
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