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My roommate freshman year took 4 double shots of 151 in about 10 minutes, then started drinking a 40. He was trying to talk to some chick on IM, lost the ability to read/focus (i'm still not sure which) and had to puke. Since there was no garbage can handy, he tried to puke out the window (of our 6th floor room). He didn't lean over far enough to make it to the window, and instead he puked a bunch of clam chowder into our heater. It was a big wall unit that was built in and practically unservicable if something broke. I nearly killed him.


A few days later he raided the janitor cart and got a bunch of windex and crap which he poured into the same place that he puked... it actually worked.

Freakin